Andrew Sinajon:: I had you at hello.

That just happened.
Wed Dec 9
thedailywhat:

Course Evaluation Sheet Response of the Day: Aw, how swee… Son of a bitch!
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Yes.

thedailywhat:

Course Evaluation Sheet Response of the Day: Aw, how swee… Son of a bitch!

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Yes.

Thu Dec 3

A Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers...

chrisreinhard:

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. 

When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. 

He then asked the students if the jar was full. 

They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly. 

The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. 

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. 

They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. 

Of course, the sand filled up everything else. 

He asked once more if the jar was full.. 

The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. 

The students laughed.

‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. 

The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.

The sand is everything else—-the small stuff. 

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or
golf balls. 

The same goes for life. 

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. 

Spend time with your children. 

Spend time with your parents. 

Visit with grandparents. 

Take time to get medical checkups. 

Take your spouse out to dinner. 

Play another 18. 

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. 

Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. 

Set your priorities. 

The rest is just sand. 

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. 

The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’

The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

Tue Nov 10
thedailywhat:

Science Fair Project of the Day: “Which Music Will My Cats Like?”

Purpose: “The purpose of my experiment was to see what kind of music would put my cats to sleep.”
Hypothesis: “I think that they will fall asleep to classic music.”
Results: “Sasha licked herself and Sadie slept through both songs.”
Conclusion: “My hypothesis was wrong, because they did not care either way.”

Yep. Sounds about right.
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thedailywhat:

Science Fair Project of the Day:Which Music Will My Cats Like?

Purpose: “The purpose of my experiment was to see what kind of music would put my cats to sleep.”

Hypothesis: “I think that they will fall asleep to classic music.”

Results: “Sasha licked herself and Sadie slept through both songs.”

Conclusion: “My hypothesis was wrong, because they did not care either way.”

Yep. Sounds about right.

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Fri Nov 6
thedailywhat:

Venn Diagram of the Day: “Vin Dieselgram” by J. Thornburg.
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thedailywhat:

Venn Diagram of the Day:Vin Dieselgram” by J. Thornburg.

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Wed Nov 4

Douchebag Solidarity

Mon Nov 2
lacey:

Rhonda and I went as Contestants of Team #3 on SUPERMARKET SWEEP for Halloween. I think only one person knew what we were without our explanation.

This has to be up there as one of the greatest ideas of all time.  Supermarket Sweep is sick!

lacey:

Rhonda and I went as Contestants of Team #3 on SUPERMARKET SWEEP for Halloween. I think only one person knew what we were without our explanation.

This has to be up there as one of the greatest ideas of all time.  Supermarket Sweep is sick!

Thu Oct 29
devongrandy:

jennifermorris:

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Is this the most reblogged thing of all time? Because it should be.

Oh my.

This is what I’ve been looking for, and I didn’t even know that I was looking for it.

devongrandy:

jennifermorris:

(via zachpaez)

Is this the most reblogged thing of all time? Because it should be.

Oh my.

This is what I’ve been looking for, and I didn’t even know that I was looking for it.

Sun Oct 25
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The Avett Brothers - At the Beach

These guys can write some refreshing lyrics.

Fri Oct 23

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